Funniest thing about last night (besides Andrew’s detailed explanation of his lord of the flies role playing idea): his insistence that because of my weight, and how tiny I am now, I should be drunker than him.
Silly padawan. Never question my alcoholic tendencies. ;)
That’s right Andrew. Totally outing you as a light weight. Snickers.
Been in a swimsuit all day. Even though I can’t swim. And have been no where near a pool. Because of heat. Fuck you heat.
Hey, it’s the most undressed I can legally be. So I am doing it.
(sorry, i am on an anime kick today. so you may have to suffer through the posts in a few days.)
Two words that make a teachers skin crawl: lice and pink eye.
I am now on a two day quarantine thanks to the later of those two evil words. I suppose I have lucked out being that I haven’t gotten it in over 8 years. But still.
I look like I am at the beginning stages of turning into a zombie.
Ugh. So my options are to 1) beg my dad for help. 2) beg my friends for help. 3) sell myself on the corner. 4) get a sugar daddy/momma. 5) go without a laptop for the foreseeable future.
Option number 5 it is. Since 1-4 make my skin crawl.
Wish I had a fucking talent other then posting dick. Haha. I could make commissions. No one buys stuff off my etsy and I don’t even have time to fill the orders if they did.
This has been a ‘I hate being a grown up’, grumbly post.
Grumble. Grumble. Grumble.