June 2013
108 posts
When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident
Funniest thing about last night (besides Andrew’s detailed explanation of his lord of the flies role playing idea): his insistence that because of my weight, and how tiny I am now, I should be drunker than him.
Silly padawan. Never question my alcoholic tendencies. ;)
That’s right Andrew. Totally outing you as a light weight. Snickers.
Been in a swimsuit all day. Even though I can’t swim. And have been no where near a pool. Because of heat. Fuck you heat.
Hey, it’s the most undressed I can legally be. So I am doing it.
(sorry, i am on an anime kick today. so you may have to suffer through the posts in a few days.)
“I love Star Wars. I have since I was a kid and no matter how old I get, or how much George Lucas fucks with it, I will always love Star Wars. I love the characters, I love the mythos and I love the battles between good and evil (I especially love”
—Star Wars Porn by MirAvi
Two words that make a teachers skin crawl: lice and pink eye.
I am now on a two day quarantine thanks to the later of those two evil words. I suppose I have lucked out being that I haven’t gotten it in over 8 years. But still.
I look like I am at the beginning stages of turning into a zombie.
Ugh. So my options are to 1) beg my dad for help. 2) beg my friends for help. 3) sell myself on the corner. 4) get a sugar daddy/momma. 5) go without a laptop for the foreseeable future.
Option number 5 it is. Since 1-4 make my skin crawl.
Wish I had a fucking talent other then posting dick. Haha. I could make commissions. No one buys stuff off my etsy and I don’t even have time to fill the orders if they did.
This has been a ‘I hate being a grown up’, grumbly post.
Grumble. Grumble. Grumble.
